I hope your imagination doesn't skimp on the fact that I could torture you just as efficiently from my knees as I could any other position. And that my tongue is much less forgiving than my fingers.
Don't worry, I'm here to unlock your desire for the finer things in life beyond just "fancy grapes". Like a stocked fridge and lightbulbs that work. Or a bed with sheets that know what a thread count is.
That sounds like a nice promise, but you know me. I'm a skeptic until I see it. I'm sure you can imagine what I can handle.
You're saying unlock like it's there to begin with. I'm a circus kid. I wasn't born into this the way you were. It's nice, yeah, but it means much less to me than the more important things in life.
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Oh so now you’re smug about my low standards? Don’t think you can buy me with just fancy grapes.
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Don't worry, I'm here to unlock your desire for the finer things in life beyond just "fancy grapes". Like a stocked fridge and lightbulbs that work. Or a bed with sheets that know what a thread count is.
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You're saying unlock like it's there to begin with. I'm a circus kid. I wasn't born into this the way you were. It's nice, yeah, but it means much less to me than the more important things in life.