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𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘴𝘰𝘯 ([personal profile] farcry) wrote2020-08-22 08:09 pm
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[personal profile] warridden 2024-12-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wearing your masochism outside of the bedroom is certainly a choice.

Change the light, Grayson. I find it hard to believe you've had 12 hours to kill. Or did you just need somewhere with stable wifi and a stocked fridge to work?
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[personal profile] warridden 2024-12-04 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you asking for a demonstration, Dick?

Tell me how many of those safe houses have fresh food in them. I'll wait.
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[personal profile] warridden 2024-12-05 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I hope your imagination doesn't skimp on the fact that I could torture you just as efficiently from my knees as I could any other position. And that my tongue is much less forgiving than my fingers.

Don't worry, I'm here to unlock your desire for the finer things in life beyond just "fancy grapes". Like a stocked fridge and lightbulbs that work. Or a bed with sheets that know what a thread count is.