Wearing your masochism outside of the bedroom is certainly a choice.
Change the light, Grayson. I find it hard to believe you've had 12 hours to kill. Or did you just need somewhere with stable wifi and a stocked fridge to work?
I hope your imagination doesn't skimp on the fact that I could torture you just as efficiently from my knees as I could any other position. And that my tongue is much less forgiving than my fingers.
Don't worry, I'm here to unlock your desire for the finer things in life beyond just "fancy grapes". Like a stocked fridge and lightbulbs that work. Or a bed with sheets that know what a thread count is.
That sounds like a nice promise, but you know me. I'm a skeptic until I see it. I'm sure you can imagine what I can handle.
You're saying unlock like it's there to begin with. I'm a circus kid. I wasn't born into this the way you were. It's nice, yeah, but it means much less to me than the more important things in life.
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yw!!
Never learned to see in the dark. And because you don’t actually mind that much?
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If it keeps you from only eating cereal and cauliflower pizza? No. I suppose I don't mind that much. You can replace the light while you're at it.
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So sweet of you. I'll think about changing your light just for that.
When are you coming back, though? I've been here for almost 12 hours.
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Change the light, Grayson. I find it hard to believe you've had 12 hours to kill. Or did you just need somewhere with stable wifi and a stocked fridge to work?
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Now you're getting somewhere. I have safe houses around the city, why would I choose your place?
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Tell me how many of those safe houses have fresh food in them. I'll wait.
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Oh so now you’re smug about my low standards? Don’t think you can buy me with just fancy grapes.
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Don't worry, I'm here to unlock your desire for the finer things in life beyond just "fancy grapes". Like a stocked fridge and lightbulbs that work. Or a bed with sheets that know what a thread count is.
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You're saying unlock like it's there to begin with. I'm a circus kid. I wasn't born into this the way you were. It's nice, yeah, but it means much less to me than the more important things in life.